November 6, 2008

Great Big Double Dactyls (humor)

Whillickers-nillickers
One Doyle of Newfoundland
Went down to Burlington
Which he did rock.

Then, with his custom'ry
Mellifluosity,
Stood on a public street,
Shouting, "My cock!"

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Sneakily-wickily

Cometh the Shantyman,
Stealthily spyin' for
His bit o' fun.

Fear not, fair maidens, for
Infranocturnally,
He seeks not your virtue -
Only your rum.


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Fiddledy piddledy
Hallett of Great Big Sea
Plays every instrument,
As is his wont.

Clever, and famously
Sesquipedalian,
He charms the pants off the
Good girls who don't.

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Hankety pankety,
The one called "the Bastard"
Decided to find a
Second career.

He remade himself as
Environmentalist.
Married a platypus!
. . . WAY too much beer . . .

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Gluggity sluggity,
Kris Mac-Daddy-Farlane
Has never been seen to
Take a drop yet.

Much to our chagrin, this
Teetotal'tarian
Recalls everything we
Try to forget.

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