October 13, 2008

Evil Poem

Board games bore you
TV rots your brain
Yoga does nothing for you
Knitting makes you insane

Puzzles stump you
Smokes make you cough
Candy plumps you
Phone sex can't get you off

And good songs only
Make you think
That you're so lonely
You might as well drink.

Yes, of course, Dorothy Parker.

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